My name is Penelope Morris Simone. My initials are PMS. It's a curse. I moved from Houston to LA a few weeks ago to work in the business called show. I signed a year's lease for a N. Hollywood apt. with unexplainable stains on the ceilings. Maurice, my miniature chocolate chiuahua (msp? it's very late) felt so good about the place that he emptied his gall bladder on the berber carpet. I never knew it was possible that a two pound dog could empty ten pounds of yellow bile. I started crying ...